Dear Celebrity

Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Julian Henby. For some time now, Julian, the Bridget Jones of letter writing, has been badgering decent, hard-working celebrities with a barrage of frankly absurd correspondence, often relating to his dysfunctional family and pets. Dear Celebrity is a compilation of some of his finest work and includes many of the best celebrity responses.
So, can Matthew Kelly find Henby`s mother a job as a Bearded Lady? Will Professor Lord Robert Winston be able to do anything to help Julian`s hamster, David, whose locomotion is severely impaired by his erection which drags along the floor like a fifth leg? Will Joanna Lumley find the time to visit Julian`s elderly uncle to talk about her career? And why does Sir Jimmy Savile insist on being the Loch Ness monster?