Jeremy Clarkson is the second-best motoring writer in Britain. For twenty years, he's been driving cars, writing about them and occasionally voicing his opinions about them on the BBC's Top Gear.

No one in the business is taller.

Here, he's collected his best car columns and stories in which he waxes lyrical on topics as useful and diverse as:

- the perils of bicycle ownership
- why Australians – not Brits – need bull bars
- why soon only geriatrics will be driving BMW's
- the difficulty of deciding on the best car for your wedding
- why Jesus's dad would have owned a Nissan Bluebird
- and why it is bus lanes that cause traffic jams

Irreverent, damn funny and offensive to almost everyone, this is writing with its foot to the floor, the brake lines cut and the speed limit smashed to smithereens. Sit back and enjoy the ride.